Cool story, bro.
Our founder, Ted Roden, was just named the 51st Coolest Person in Silicon Alley.
When asked to comment, George Clooney said "it's clear that Brad Pitt and I will soon have to share the spotlight with Ted and battle for the title of Sexiest Man Alive. Until then, I'll just be chillin' in my snorkeling gear and bathrobe that Fancy Hands found me at a 20% discount."